This story was written for prompt #31 (the end š„ŗ) of ās First Indulgence.
āThe Endā is what the screen said.
But I didnāt feel like my story was over. I mean, death didnāt stop me before, so why should some rolling credits and strangers walking out of a theater stop me now?
With that in mind, I watched. I waited. And soon enough, the next screening began.
It seemed like no time at all before I was invited into someoneās home ā another stranger, yes. But there I was⦠invited into their most intimate spaces while they lounged comfortably on their couch in sweats and pajamas, munching on snacks and screaming as I slaughtered the little bitches at that summer camp.
I felt quite welcome and appreciated, though they didnāt offer to share the popcorn.
Then the nasty little slut said something unforgivable.
āThis is kinda trite. I feel like the monster serial killer attacking cheerleaders at a camp has been done to death. Whereās the originality?ā
Trite? Me?
Oh, hell no.
Bitch must die.
Unfortunately, it turned out that was easier said than done. I was trapped inside the damn box on their wall, and they never even approached it, managing every interaction from a distance with their remote.
Why couldnāt I have been created before remote controls?
So I began to plot. Sheād find out just how ātriteā I was as I ate her innards.
I figured I had two options. I could either figure out how to get them close to the screen, which would give me momentary satisfaction, but would leave me ultimately in the same position. Or⦠I could find a way out of the screen.
One of the perks of being a houseguest is full access to your hostās streaming library. It seemed this couple subscribed to every streaming service ever created. Lucky me!
I began to consult other professionals within the various movies and shows available.
I spoke extensively with a nice chap by the name of Freddy. Terrible complexion. He explained how I might attack through a victimās dreams. We argued about dream logic until sunrise ā heās a real nightmare to debate. Fascinating idea, but it seemed somehow less visceral than a direct physical attack, so I moved on.
I spoke with a witch inhabiting a Ouija board, who made some interesting suggestions about utilizing demons and magic, but that felt beneath me somehow. Plus, she kept spelling out ārun,ā which felt rude.
Met a prolific knife artist named Michael, but he didnāt talk much. I admired his work, but unfortunately didnāt get much from our one-sided conversations. Bit stabby.
I finally found my answer in the oddest place ā it wasnāt even in the horror genre. It didnāt even have a killer as its star, if you can imagine such a thing. How could it have possibly been a hit?
Perhaps it wasnāt. But it did offer me an answer. It was titled āLast Action Hero,ā a title that seemed to suggest that the one who stopped the killers was the star. Odd choice.
In the movie, the alleged villains managed to use some kind of magic movie ticket to escape. Perfect!
And so I visited three women claiming to be witches ā the Sanderson sisters ā who apparently liked eating children, when they could manage to catch them. They claimed they were only eating life forces to stay young, but whatās the point if you arenāt getting a real meal out of it?
I explained my needs, and after some entertaining negotiations in which I nearly sliced the eldest oneās throat, they agreed to help me. Maybe we werenāt so different after all.
In the end, I got what I needed, and I made my plans.
The next time my watchers left the TV on and unattended, I used my golden ticket to escape the brutal box in which Iād been trapped.
I WAS FREE!
But⦠there were a few unexpected side effects.
Damn Sandersons probably screwed up their spell on purpose.
I was out in the world and free to act, but I didnāt look quite the same as I had back in the cheerleader camp. Iād been a debonair sort then. I wore a Guy Fawkes mask for effect ā not because I needed it. Never had any trouble with the ladies whether I carried a knife or not.
Now I look a bit⦠different.
When I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror, I was actually startled for a moment. Iām scaly and a shadowy grey color that seems to absorb the light, and I have these wicked-looking spikes. And claws for daysā¦
I donāt even need a knife anymore.
I suppose I now look on the outside the way I always was on the inside. Or maybe they finally gave me the monster makeover I deserved.
And my first stop is my hostessā bedroom. Iāll be hiding there and waiting when she comes to bed tonight.
It will be: The End.
And next time, maybe itāll be yoursā¦
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ā¼ļø If you liked this story, you may want to read some of my other fiction.
š Did this tale give you the urge to watch Freddy, Jason or Michael Myers? Buy me a cup of existential dread to say thanks, and then go watch! Just be sure to turn the TV off when youāre doneā¦




Never having seen any of these films I had to go down a real rabbit warren to grt the refernces but it was worth it
Oh, this is a delightful little gift to horror film buffs! Thank you for creating such a fun Halloween treat!