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RM Greta's avatar

How awesome is “Midwest Nice, Hellfire Spice”?? And "Live. Laugh. Lacerate"

All the food descriptions were awesome, well.

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Jenifer Jorgenson's avatar

Thanks. It's weirdly fun to come up with bizarre catchphrases...

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Mina Howell's avatar

Finally getting caught up and the noise I made at the Kardashian part was inhuman 😂😂

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Jenifer Jorgenson's avatar

LOL! I think coming up with the snide comments and snarky descriptions is the most fun part of writing this story.

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E. A. Morales's avatar

Finally getting caught up here! Brilliant!

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Jenifer Jorgenson's avatar

Thanks! I'm glad you like it. Hopefully it just gets better as you keep going...

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Moll Moonlight's avatar

Soooo many killer lines in this it was hard to pick, but if pushed I'm going with:

Nothing that sweet, wet, and white should be called a salad — unless it’s a euphemism for a dead Kardashian…

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Jenifer Jorgenson's avatar

Thanks! It sounds dirty and demented, doesn't it? Yet it also kinda makes no sense. It did in my head when I wrote it...

(Not sure I should admit that. 😏)

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Moll Moonlight's avatar

My lips are sealed. I heard nothing, guv

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williamphaynes/elliott's avatar

That was sinfully delightful

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